I’m already the most fortunate girl in the world, so I have zero expectations for what the future will bring.
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"I just hope that one day—preferably when we’re both blind drunk—we can talk about it."
J.D. Salinger (via pastured
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"sexual cravings often lead to unforgettable mistakes but those are sins i can live with."
overlyxclusive (via kushandwizdom
i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years
there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny
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